18 year old Psych/Pre-med student trying to live life in the most happy, healthy way!

sof-in-the-tardis:

cityofheavenlydevices:

I never understood in Harry Potter how Harry was so passive and fell asleep in class I mean sure maybe Ron cause he’s grown up with it but living 11 years of your life in muggle school and then getting to learn about THE HISTORY OF MAGIC AND MAKE POTIONS AND SPELLS AND HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY BORING HARRY YOU FRUSTuRATE ME

This explains Hermione.

castielcampbell:

carry-on-my-otp:

dudewheresmypie:

dudewheresmypie:

SAM AND DEAN AS DISAPPOINTED PARENTS OMG

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*casually kicking a dead guy*

I hadn’t even NOTICED THAT!

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

up-in-my-head:

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum
  • shoulders

thosewhowork:

Laundry is reeeally not that hard to do, but it is time consuming & pisses me off & I swear I’d rather shove barbed wire up my ass than hunch over my counter folding shirts. 

Monday, July 21, 2014
thegiveristheshit:

whorecrux69:

I’m sorry but I will not cease to reblog this until i get the fame i deserve for spending 45 minutes of my time downloading randoms apps on my iphone to spell out this dumb fuck internet meme do you hear me

may it rain notes

thegiveristheshit:

whorecrux69:

I’m sorry but I will not cease to reblog this until i get the fame i deserve for spending 45 minutes of my time downloading randoms apps on my iphone to spell out this dumb fuck internet meme do you hear me

may it rain notes

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

 
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