SAM AND DEAN AS DISAPPOINTED PARENTS OMG
*casually kicking a dead guy*
I hadn’t even NOTICED THAT!
my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"can you feel it mr krabs?"
no but guys
someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her
DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”
“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”
Laundry is reeeally not that hard to do, but it is time consuming & pisses me off & I swear I’d rather shove barbed wire up my ass than hunch over my counter folding shirts.
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping